Hay Foot, Straw Foot

He had a name like a cheap cigarette and a line of second hand tricks that carried the smoke of ages.

Soldier Ulysses S. Grant Briggs is proud of being named after the famed Civil War general and president, and swears to live up to the original Grant's ideals in all ways. But when the girl he loves is endangered, Briggs is forced to choose between rescuing her and keeping faith with military regulations.