The Oldest Profession
A collection of sketches on prostitution through the ages. 1) 'The Prehistoric Era': A caveman discovers that a cavewoman is more attractive when cave paint is applied to her face. And she can earn more seashells that way. 2) 'Roman Nights': The Emperor goes out seeking a little nocturnal amusement, only to find that the high-priced, Oriental courtesan he hires is his wife, the Empress. 3) 'Mademoiselle Mimi': In revolutionary France, Mimi finds that her client, the nephew of a marquis, is more interested in watching the guillotinings out her window than he is in going to bed. 4) 'The Gay Nineties': When Nini discovers by accident that her antiquated customer is a banker, she pretends to be an honest woman who has fallen in love with him. She even pays him, just like a gigolo! 5) 'Paris Today': Two girls pick up clients by driving around in a car, and then an ambulance. Police pull the vehicle over for speeding. 6) 'Anticipation': Demetrius has just arrived on Earth from another galaxy. But the girl brought to him by the commissar, Hostess 703, is not a 'physical love' girl; she's a 'sentimental love' one, who only knows how to excite men with language.
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