Hilda Humphrey

Ever look at the baby pictures of some loser or pictures of him or her from back in their pre-loser days and wonder just what the heck happened to them? "Hilda Humphrey" director Nick Lyons' unapologetically distasteful look at a good life gone bad, graphically demonstrates how such unsavory transformations can occur. Hilda was a typical cute little girl, according to the film's abrasive narrator Mrs. Filthy. Or at least she was until her parents accidentally ran over her precious dog Lola. Traumatized, Hilda began a downward spiral, degenerating into Mrs. Filthy's oft-repeated descriptive refrain, a "geeky, nerdy, rebellious, pimple-faced hell child slut with a drug problem, brainwashed Born Again Christian."