Katnip the cat, shedding his fur (hair) is concerned that if he goes bald he will lose his fickle-feline girlfriend. Consulting a remedy book advising about hair loss, he reads that an application made from a freshly-caught crow will aid his situation. Buzzy the Crow thinks otherwise and comes up with many fantastic remedies to placate Katnip. The latter gets a hair transplant but doesn't realize it came from the south-end of his north-bound body.
