Bullets and Boneheads

"I want a plain soda without chocolate flavor," chirped Liberty Bell, the silver-tongued gong of Muchroom Manor, to G. Wattaface, the swiftest shooting soda squirter in the whole state. "We're all out of chocolate, but I can give you one without vanilla flavor," sighed the lover, and just then something happened, in walked father. Father, though a rabid prohibitionist always made it a point not to practice what he preached, so he ordered his daughter without, while he imbibed within his daily "medicine." One night Sylvester Shellfish, a he-vampire, spied Wattaface depositing a note intended for Liberty Bell in the hollow of a tree, and conveyed the information to father, who had already severed diplomatic relations with the young soda dispenser. But Wattaface was the original stick-to-it-kid, so he managed to free Liberty from her father's grasp, and elope with her to Allaboola. General Beetlebuzzer, of the Allaboola Army, goes courting, but when Wattaface butts in and tries to help him make love to the Allaboola queen, Beetlebuzzer becomes indignant and gets his army of seven braves to wipe Wattaface off the map. Liberty sends a telegram asking her father to get the army and navy to help them. This he does, and when he arrives at Allaboola the army and navy are already there. Wattaface is about to be shot when father arrives, and, not knowing whose life he was about to save, disposes of the army in lightning fashion. He is about to shake hands with the wronged man, when he discovers that he saved the life of the villain who had kidnapped his daughter. Just then healthy bomb, which had strayed from the fold, rushes up to them, and bids them both a fond farewell and a pleasant journey.