Last night Tony Blair offered a seat on the cabinet to a member of the general public. We ask ten wannabes what they would do for the country if picked. Contestants include. 1. The Nonce 2. Maureen Groves 3. Pushy Mum and Philip 4. The Guardian Reader 5. Nasty Cab Controller 6. Rufus the upper crusty 7. Tom and Tina Tanner 8. Token Ethnic Minority 9. Divorced Barbara 10. The Ghost Of Oliver Reed The audience could vote for their people's minister on-line.
