Cleanup on Aisle Five

Mitch is your average Joe searching for the right woman. As luck should have it, he finds her at the supermarket. But just as he musters the courage to approach her, he notices Conrad eyeing the girl of his dreams. With knowing glances, the two men sum up the situation: they both want to hit on the same woman. They trade snarls, and the race begins. The supermarket is transformed into a battlefield with the victor winning the fair maiden's hand #- or at least her phone number.