Non-Abductees Anonymous

Wearing a simple name tag, Ted looks into the camera and tells us about his forming the group Non-Abductees Anonymous, for people who realize that aliens will probably never abduct them. We see a group at a meeting, talking about their embarrassment at work when yet another colleague reports being abducted. It's all about self-esteem, as these people tell their stories and offer each other support. Allen tries to convince the group that he has actually been abducted, but his story doesn't hold up to their questions. He gets a hug. They soldier on, in fact, they party on, finding reassurance in each other's friendship.