Grocery Mishap

A story of jealousy and foodstuff. Kill Bill meets Aunt Jemima. Part mascot mirage, part Barbie ballet. A seemingly normal day in the fourth aisle turns into a battle of wits and wieners between two gallant grocery gals - over a man, a man named Billy, a man we dare not know. Will Beans get sauced by Spaghetti? Who is behind these schoolyard charades? How will this tale of canned good violence end? An exciting twist changes the picture, revealing The Truth - and mum's the word.