Big Bad Wolves

Big Bad Wolves

🎞️ Movie 13 min NZ
โ˜… 6.4 /10 2006

Four mobsters sit in a diner, late one night, and listen to a fifth explain to them that the fairytale "Little Red Riding Hood" is actually all about the importance of teaching children sex education. He then regales his captive audience with the 'authentic', 'uncensored' version of the tale where Red is sent off to see the Wise Woman Of The Woods (an unseen witch-like grandmother) who will teach her sex education because her own mother is too embarrassed. Because she enters the woods without learning the dangers that await her, she meets the Wolf - a handsome prince-like man who is secretly a shape-shifting man-eater. The rest of the tale plays out as per normal except the Woodcutter doesn't make his entrance (because he was added by the Brothers Grimm to facilitate a happy ending) and Red is raped and then ripped to pieces by the Wolf. The Gangsters wrap up their evening and, utterly depressed, get ready to leave when the storyteller quips: "Did I ever tell you what really went down between Goldilocks and those Three Bears?" The Gangsters reply "no, what?" and the storyteller sets off on another tale...

Cast

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Mark Williams
The Narrator
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Brooke Petersen
Little Red Riding Hood
Steven A. Davis
Steven A. Davis
The Wolf
Steven A. Davis
Steven A. Davis
Prince Charming
Gary Stalker
Gary Stalker
Bruno
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Otis Frizzell
Steve
David Stott
David Stott
Marlon
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Russell Kirkby
Franko
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Sarah Dove
Red's Mother
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Franchesca Higgins
Snow White
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Allan Smith
Jakob Grimm
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Thomas Goss
Composer
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Marc Mateo
Cinematographer