Pirates vs. Ninjas

Arr! "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" be a-chronicling the reemergence of the ancient battle between Pirates and Ninjas in modern-day New York. As it be explodin' in a tale of star-crossed lovers torn between violent tradition and their own secret desires, the film be having both epic thrills and smart comedy. (Arrr, well, maybe not that smart.) As for who wins... PLACE YE BETS!