Adam Fastert feels alienated by his base constituency of feminists so he seeks answers in some pretty strange places. Bonobo Apes, the most sexual ape on the planet, hold a peculiar allure for the fading law maker. After a meeting with the American Association of Sensual Urinators, Fastert decides to give a barn burning speech to his contemporaries, and the rest of the country. Lets just say while Adam doesn't die, it could end better for him.
