Dakota Blue is 21 years old. He still lives at home and doesn't have a job. All day long he sits at home, sleeping, playing video games, pausing only to take the occasional crap. Yes it's true, Dakota Blue is your class A sloser (slacker/loser). You may ask yourself; does this kid have anything going for him? The answer is yes. He has an amazing girlfriend. She's beautiful, and smart, and classy, and gets good grades. She's 16, and a sophomore at the local high school. Wow, Dakota has a dismal existence. Lets watch!
