An American game freak, Johnnie buys the next generation super powerful 'Bioturk' computer. In addition to having a robust CPU, Bioturk has other features such as ethno-centric-ness, constant need for nutrition in the form of kebabs and a longing for his homeland. Consequently, conflicts start to happen as this joyful bio-computer starts to take over its owner's room, hookah by hookah. The question explicitly answered in this humorous fable then becomes; can Johnnie integrate with a different culture?