Guns and Butter

A fatal pandemic has struck the nation. Two elderly church ladies, Blanche Meade and Harriet Shaw, are left by their Reverend to guard prevent the infected from entering the church. Armed with rifles and butter (for food), they wait and talk about cigars, McDonalds and McGyver. All is well until an unusually young doctor approaches the gates with a van full of sick people, begging to use the building's old medical facilities.