The Conquest of the Silken Beaver

Thirteen, quirky inter-related stories. A savage, butcher knife-wielding maniac stalks a bevy of overwrought actresses in a haunted mansion on the edge of town. A bitchy, twenty-something hipster starts turning into a crazy cat lady. A man prepares to open a new nightclub while his shrieking she-beast of a boyfriend subjects him to a never-ending barrage of psychotically queeny remarks. A wandering Mormon goes bad. A happy couple's wedding takes a turn for the worse with the arrival of an evil photographer. An angry loner with mother issues goes off the deep end. A 33 year-old transsexual pimps herself out with a phone sex ad. A furious lesbian trashes a pizza restaurant and narrowly escapes being stabbed by a crazy gay customer. A man must decide whether or not his relationship with a screaming, rubber glove-obsessed boyfriend is healthy. Suspicion and intrigue breed when two ghostly drag queens entertain their zombie-like suitor. A frustrated driver flips out when he can't find a parking spot in Koreatown, Los Angeles. A naked white woman dances in the street for the amusement of a group of Asian girls.