In a dangerous and oppressive world, one must take refuge in order to survive. Paralyzed by paranoia, Jakob Lyons seeks comfort and safety by living underneath a coffee table in his living room. Under the threat of anonymous phone calls, unexplainable pieces of gum, and watchful snipers, Jakob and his coworker, Bob Flaherety must come to terms with themselves as they struggle to cope and discover the truth of who's out there and what they want.As the paranoia devours them, the real questions begin. Who is to trust? Who is watching them? Why? But most importantly, IS there really anyone watching them? Or is it all in their minds? In this era, there is no line between reality and absurdity.