Funny, endearing, and ultimately heartbreaking, Things I Hate is a glimpse at one man's stunning epiphany that he hates everything and loves nothing. When confronted by his girlfriend, who begs that he confess what he loves, he finds that he can only define himself through what he hates. Thus begins a tirade of everything he hates about the world, their relationship, and about himself. He finally reaches his breaking point: a revelation leading to a heart-wrenching denouement.