Gnashing the Gnash

Big-time choreographer Micheal 'Flats' Footley thinks he has locked his jaws on the next Broadway sensation: the historic Swampwater, FL dance called 'gnashing.' The trouble is, religious gnasher Andrea 'Chatter' Wilson is determined to chomp down on the commercialization of her beloved tradition. Performers, promoters and true-believers find themselves fighting tooth and nail to get a bite of Flats' dream to put gnashing in the bright lights of the musical stage. This struggle for success is going to take every inch of Flats' creativity and determination, plus regular brushing and flossing.