Difficult to Stay Alive and Die
Agent Rico Seagull will have to face ninjas, care for the environment, make passionate Seagal love, and participate in a Segway scooter chase before he can satisfy his taste for killing.
Screenplay
Cast
Julianna Barninger
Hot pool girl
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Gregory Blair
Office Worker
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Don Chao
Twizzlers Boy
Robert Costanzo
Geo
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Mike Dusi
Mario
Patrick Gallagher
Rico Seagull
Leif Gantvoort
Senator Smithston
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Jay Giannone
Henchman
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Isabella Grosso
Sexy secretary
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Tess Hunt
Brenda Seagull
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Bill Ferguson
Composer
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Matthew Espenshade
Cinematographer