A Unicorn in the Garden

A man tries to convince his sleeping wife that he's seen a Unicorn through the kitchen window, but she dismisses his claim, simply saying, 'A Unicorn is a mythical beast.' The man returns to the window and goes outside. He approaches the creature and feeds it a rose from the garden. Full of amazement he runs back to his sleeping wife and claims, 'The unicorn, it ate a flower!' His wife only tells him that he should stop before she calls a psychiatrist, which she secretly does after he leaves.