The Ostrich Paradox

Chef Lance makes it his mission to search for answers to the ostrich paradox, whilst shedding light on the fact that this ever elusive ostrich goes in disguise at the Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Ranch and is known by many other names; the Big Red Turkey, Commander-in-Chief, or simply "Big Red". All the while, Chef Lances sidekick Von Quixote has busted out of prison to join in the fun and merriment of this zany search and mystery of the ostrich paradox. Chef Lance also tantalizes and teaches kids, educating in many areas having to do with animals, culinary arts and much more.