Curtis Takes a Wrong Turn

Curtis (not the sharpest tool in the shed) goes out for a walk one day and falls in love with a beautiful woman named Ckandy (yes, she spells her name this way). As many have before him, Curtis blatantly overlooks Ckandy's over-abundance of baggage, and quickly marries her. We leave him walking off into the sunset to start his new (and much-altered) life as a married man.