A story about love and what people will do to find it. Terry wants to impress Jackie by fish-sitting her brother Conrad's tropical fish, despite the fact he dislikes Conrad, and is even a little scared of him. Conrad also craves love and attention, even if he finds it in the form of a fish! Yes, he is an ichthyerastist, or fish chewer if you have to be vulgar. As long as no one finds out that he lets the little fishy tickle his tonsils... then that's OK. Isn't it?