The story of a man who will go to any extreme to correct his effeminate wave. Unbeknownst to him, Clarence's girlish salute has long been the subject of ridicule amongst friends, family, coworkers, small children, and the general public. While confiding in a friend one day, Clarence learns that due to his questionable masculinity, he may (amongst other things) be fired from his job. Clarence's paranoia leads him to a secret underground support group known as 'FHA...Flappy Hands Anonymous'.
