Surrounded by an infinite pile of filthy dishes, Brian, a distraught young dish room attendant scrubs away endlessly until he finds a magic lamp that changes his life forever. The genie inside says he is saved from his discomforting lifestyle because he now has three wishes. The new found power goes straight to Brian's head and he asks the genie for super powers that will help him take revenge on the world. But Brian is not careful wording his wishes and they backfire leaving him lonelier and more miserable than he could ever imagine.