Puh-Rump-A-Pum-Pum

A Christmas yarn that could only be twisted and told in New York City. Equally delightful for the jubilus and the disturbed this tale serves the cause for Christmas with confound compassion. Classical with a curve, Puh-Rump-A-Pum-Pum unnerves the perverted reality for anyone who hurts on Christmas with all the tinsel and every bit of the tingly traditional trapping that has come between a stockpile of Grandmother's snow flake sugar cookies and Santa Claus's sleigh - and it comes from the heart.