A Kidnapping to Remember

In this parody of oh-so-many-similar styled action/crime films, we find Jack Uppercut, a man who knows his away around a fight, but putting those days behind him. He's retired his life as a vigilante and Government assassin to be a family man with his daughter Becky. Trouble arises though when Becky and her best friend Jenny go missing and there's no clues except an all too familiar method of operation from Jack's past...