Deranged navigator, Captain Magno will show you how to captain your own yacht whether you have one or not. This short film is broken down into handy sections so that even the most inexperienced land-lubber will gain sufficient seafaring knowledge to be able to sail around the local duck pond single handed. Captain Magno pays homage to the mild world of British humour most evident in the famous Ealing comedies, a genre that appears to have little place in modern society. So anchors aweigh, splice the mainsail and don't let the barnacles grow on your bottom.