Agent 006 is called off his case in Turkey and learns that due to austerity measures he is sacked from the British Secret Intelligence Service. Soon after, his old friend Felix Leiter lures him to join CIA. In his new mission, 006 heads off to the Institute of Thermomechanics at the Academy of Sciences of the Czech Republic - the location of blade tests for a top-secret steam turbine. Under the cover of night 006 breaks into closely guarded laboratories to usurp the tests of the unique transonic turbine blade marked as KM1280. He meets beguiling KGB spy, Yelena Kirinyenko nicknamed Thermopamela, who had already assumed the test protocols. 006 seduces her and takes hold of the precious protocols. Once back in his hotel and strengthened by a Vodka Martini he watches the Queen's Christmas message and ponders the data's destiny. What is next for Her Majesty's former agent? Will he hand the data to the Americans or will he start a dangerous intelligence game and sell the data to the Russians or even the Brits after they left him out in the cold? You will find out in this short parody.