A homeless individual with a duct tape hat reunites with two friends while sleeping on a curb by a snowy street. After initiating a long game of cards, the three resolve that Christmas isn't so magical anymore. Through those feelings the bum - Dulvlu Spa - decides to have a 'Special Christmas Christmas Special'. He intends to do this by throwing an eggnog party. As Dulvlu plans this, he runs into two very quirky characters. His little brother from Boston comes to his house specifically to kill him one night, claiming he gave his mother diabetes. Then he's visited by a less violent creature. Dulvlu's friend 'hired' a professional kissup to cheer him up for the holidays. Afterwards the legitimate heist is conducted. Dulvlu, alongside his affiliates Saihttam and Anderaan, purge through their col-de-sac taking eggnog from everyone's fridges while the families are out watching the Scrooge Musical. The last house they infiltrate is occupied by a little girl and her babysitter. The three manage to subdue the babysitter, though through their efforts could not catch the little girl before she notifies the police. Conveniently, she dialed the wrong number and called Sheriff Winston's vigilante police. As this occurs, Anderaan goes AWOL and shoots Dulvlu and Saihttam with a firework. This is due to Anderaan's mad scheme of taking over Dulvlu's video group. Anderaan is defeated, and the party is thrown Christmas day, but because of their violent grand theft dairy, Dulvlu and many of his cohorts are arrested.