Mrs. Pilgrim Goes to Hollywood

Now Everyone Wants A Piece Of Her

Mrs. Pilgrim, a sweet kindergarten teacher from Arkansas, has become so confident in her annual 5 food group school play that she decides to turn it into a motion picture. After being turned down by numerous celebrities including Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, She cast a foul mouth rapper named Intercourz. When her film crew starts acting up, Mrs. Pilfgrim takes control, enforcing time outs, mandatory naps, and raising your hand before you speak. So sit straight up. drink your milk, and pay attention as MRS. PILGRIM GOES TO HOLLYWOOD.