A day in the life of an L.A. lowlife, driving around in his Lincoln Navigator, talking on his cell phone and trying to arrange a meeting with an elusive and mysterious woman. He descends through the nine circles of Hollywood, amidst the hookers and the homeless, dabbling with drugs, guns and the latest diet fads. Attempting to put together a crucial deal, he discovers that in the land of make-believe, nothing is what it seems.