Beecher Baby Bouncer

28 year old Justin Spot Beecher was arrested Thursday in connection with a slew of fake baby droppings. Police watched in absolute horror as Beecher taunted the crowd, making mockingly crude 'splat' sounds. Beecher regularly holds actual infants over the balcony until large crowds and police gather to watch, then secretly exchanges the infant with a life size doll and appears to accidentally drop them. In his abhorrent routine, he then leans on the balcony and hysterically weeps until the crowd realizes they've been fooled. Beecher then jumps to his feet and mocks the crowd with his cruel laughter. Beecher, who is a huge fan of Michael Jackson, began to hold random babies over the edge of hotel balconies in honor of the late pop star. This is Beecher's seventh related offense and local police aren't happy and are fooled every time . Officers have given him the nickname Brutal Beecher Baby Bouncer; 'try saying that 10 times fast', stated Detective Grudgers.