An isolated and neurotic women, Ingrid, is longing for a man to love her. The tall, dark, and handsome gentleman of her fantasies suddenly appears, but his limp expressionless form leaves much to be desired. Despite her animalistic, quirky, and raunchy attempts to pique his interest, he remains a lifeless puppet, leaving her to decide whether or not this counterfeit, flaccid gentlemen is enough to fulfill her desire for love.