DIE-Anetics

A murdered priest. Mysterious messages written in blood. A clueless detective. L. Ron Hubbard. What does all of this have to do with the lesbian restoring the church's stained glass? - yeah, that's right, lesbian - Follow Detective Humphrey, part Frank Drebbin, part Monk, as he pieces the clues together to reveal the shocking mystery. (Made as part of the 48 Hour Film Festival (2006), Washington DC. Cop/Detective was the genre, which became a Law and Order spoof. Best Of DC award!)