The film follows a 426-year-old vampire, the out-of-touch Lucianna, as she kidnaps a housewife with whom she's fallen in love. Veronica, a wholesome, old fashioned mother of two, is whisked away to a 'love nest,' and Lucianna tries desperately to make Veronica her loving bride. Comedy ensues when the couple meet Serena, a witty prostitute, who goes from being their next meal to a lifelong friend. With her help, can Lucianna win Veronica's heart?
