Ben Nichols, the acne-ridden creator of Spoofsmanship. B. Niddy, the world famous hip-hop pioneer romantically linked to the cheerleader from 'Heroes.' Lieutenant Tito Captain, the military recruiter headquartered in El Paso, Texas. And Sheldon Eugene, a complete loser in life who won the 1997 Dungeons and Dragons World Championship. On a day just like any other, these four slightly deranged and extremely perverted individuals sat down for a rousing game of Texas Hold 'em. Chaos ensues.