In late 2011, Bulgaria - land of truly unlimited political possibilities, where a dictator's bodyguard can become Prime Minister - voted for a figure-head President and local municipal offices. Displaying full faith in the fairness and integrity of the election, OSCE dispatched only 12 officials to observe 12,000 election sections. At the same time, SILBA, a small Danish NGO, sent 20 young Danes to gain experience in a calm and controlled election situation. This is the story of the election night adventures of Marie Louise, a 25-year-old Dane, stuck between the Bulgarian way to run an election and the convenient conclusions reported by the heads of the European delegations.