Neurotic new lesbian MJ is having a rough night out at Williamsburg's iconic gay bar, The Metropolitan. She just had her heart broken by The Most Beautiful Girl in the World, and with her very patient best friend in tow, she's on a mission to get kissed by midnight. Her journey through the dive bar is one of offbeat characters and unexpected social interactions. By dawn, MJ has trekked through a lovely and weird landscape of PBR, sex, innocence, ignorance, rap music, frat guys, Brooklyn, and Manhattan.