Rise of the Pragmantis

Life is rough when you're awkward and young. Harder still when you suffer from crushing anxiety during speech class and father abandonment issues elsewhere. So is it too much to ask that when your estranged father does die that he just leaves it at that? Or must he leave in his will to young, awkward Bob his super evil villain organization on the brink of falling completely to pieces too? I mean, it's not like he could possibly have anything in common with a bunch of dopey, down-on-their luck henchmen...right?