Hench-Man

Life as a super evil villain henchman is tough. Your chances of making it through the day are questionable at best, you see things that would make a vulture puke, and you're regularly pitted against super powered individuals with no training at all. And Henchman 80 is close to retirement. In fact, he's the only henchman to ever be close to retiring. But in order to do that he's gotta stay alive. Even if that means using his comrades as human shields, playing dead, and bribing secret agents to pretend they never saw him. They say 'A new broom can sweep, but an old broom knows what dust is,' well it's time for Henchman 80 is start sweeping things under the rug. It's time to Retire.