A Little Love

When a couple falls in love via the internet, after six months they decide to meet, each wearing a red flower. Ecstatic, we follow our heroine as she goes all out to beautify herself. However, the beauty Gods must have been on vacation that day because everything that could go wrong, does. From her unrelenting sneezing at the florist, leaving her nose as red as Bozo, to her droopy eye from too much Botox, her botched hairdo, and worse yet, sticking her foot in the toilet in relief from scalding pedicure water is all trivial compared to the stunning blow that her man, her would-be future husband turns out to be a midget. And kinky. ....And off we go!