Post-Truth Smoke Screen Deployment

Have you fantasized about having your own personalized, secure Smoke Screen? Why not? Are you smoke screen-less? All you need is a simple wooden cigar box, mustard, hot sauce, peanut butter, red pepper spread with eggplant and garlic, mayonnaise, catsup, yogurt and cocktail sauce. Conceal your self-pity after a day at work? Or, masquerade behind your cyber-free screen as you snoop out nefarious cover-ups, the secret dead zones, the inner porn of our drone-drenched world? This is about your personal, post-truth deployment. Unregulated and digital-free. Why not employ your Smoke Screen for your own reconnaissance, protection or decoy. Take it with you at all times - experiment! Ask yourself: What side are you on? What are you concealing? What are you looking for?