An illegal emigrant, code named Banjo, finds himself in the grip of notorious Irish crime boss Mr.Goodman. When Banjos first job goes wrong he goes about retrieving the lost loot with Mr Goodman's short tempered and heavily tattooed bodyguard Paddy. They both get kidnapped by a lunatic farmer wearing flowery wellingtons and his conniving and dope smoking son Mikey. After a three way standoff in a remote corn field in southern Ireland and they can't find the money, there's still one thing left to do. Break the news to Mr. Goodman