Matthew Inauspicious (Matthew Wood) the unluckiest person in the world is tempted by domineering Boss (David Trowse) to sell Clean It cleaning products door-to-door. His first customer gets angry with him and as a result becomes violent, another customer wants to know the benefits which Inauspicious doesn't know, the lack of product knowledge leads to a disaster in sales, however the tables are turned when Inauspicious realizes what the product can actually do.