Bernadette

1994 was the perfect summer... for heartache.

In the summer of 1994, an awkward 15 year-old boy enlists the help of the Park District's least valuable employee--a local lothario and suburban legend-- to win the heart of Bernadette, an 18 year-old French foreign exchange student, local lifeguard and, according to all reliable reports, the most beautiful girl ever seen in the suburb of Forest Lake.