Mind Control Made Easy or How to Become a Cult Leader

Don't you want devoted followers? Who'll leave their families for you, give their money to you, give their bodies to you, give up their lives for you, consider you God and even kill for you? Helpful tips for luring people into your cult and psychologically manipulating them into devotion to you, and enforcing your powers. Didn't you always want to become a cult leader, but didn't know where to start? A satirical drama.