John Kassir
b. 1957 (age 69)
Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Actor
Soundtrack
Known For
Filmography
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★ 6.9
If It Bleeds
2025 Actor
Chip
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★ 5.9
Butter
2022 Actor
Billy
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★ 4.5
Hellblazers
2022 Actor
Rick
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★ 6.2
Flora & Ulysses
2021 Actor
Ulysses
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★ 6.6
The Gunrunner Billy Kane
2021 Actor
Machinist
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★ 5.9
JJ Villard's Fairy Tales
2020 Actor
Pinocchio
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★ 4.3
The Springfield Three
2019 Actor
Narrator
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★ 6.0
The Dog Days of Winter
2018 Actor
Coffee Shop Manager
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★ 8.0
Two Minutes to Midnight
2018 Actor
Bob
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★ 5.3
And Then There Was Eve
2017 Actor
Professor G. Alexander
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★ 6.3
Long Drive Home
2017 Actor
Radio DJ
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★ 7.7
Mystic Cosmic Patrol
2017 Actor
Martini-Bot
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Do the Voice
2017 Actor
Michael
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The Misunderstanding of Carl Jr.
2017 Actor
Boots
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★ 6.5
12 Deadly Days
2016 Actor
Niko
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★ 7.1
Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse Christmas Special
2016 Actor
Additional Voices
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The Dead Vault Horror Show
2016 Self
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The Taker
2016 Actor
John
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★ 5.4
Bizarre Transmissions from the Bermuda Triangle
2015 Self
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Chance Manifest
2015 Actor
Ronnie
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★ 7.1
Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet
2014 Actor
Man in Turban
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★ 6.1
Fame Game
2014 Actor
Dick Scorvo
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★ 7.3
Tales from the Crypt: New Year's Shockin' Eve
2012 Actor
The Cryptkeeper
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★ 7.9
Last Chance Lloyd
2011 Actor
Teacher
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★ 4.4
Nothing Special
2010 Actor
Marty
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★ 3.3
Channels
2008 Actor
Walter
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★ 6.9
Random! Cartoons
2007 Actor
Fire Elemental
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★ 6.0
Pirate Camp
2007 Actor
Blackbeard's Head
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★ 6.6
American Scary
2006 Self
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★ 7.1
Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical
2005 Actor
Uncle Sam
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★ 2.7
The Straun House
2005 Actor
Moe Moebius
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★ 6.8
McBride: Tune in for Murder
2005 Actor
Danny Doyle
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★ 6.9
Reefer Madness: Grass Roots
2005 Self
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★ 7.7
Danger Rangers
2003 Actor
Fallbot
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★ 7.1
The Midget Stays in the Picture
2003 Actor
B - List Director
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★ 6.4
Rocket Power: Race Across New Zealand
2002 Actor
Spectator
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★ 7.3
Who Slew Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew
2002 Actor
Simon Thaddeus Mulberry Pew
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The Cryptkeeper's Creepy Cook-Off
2002 Actor
The Cryptkeeper
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★ 6.6
The Flintstones: On the Rocks
2001 Actor
Concerge
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ExScreamly Scary Saturday
2001 Actor
The CryptKeeper
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The Cryptkeeper's Ghoulish Guide to the Howlidays
2001 Actor
The CryptKeeper
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★ 6.9
The Three Stooges
2000 Actor
Shemp Howard
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★ 7.8
Tales from the Crypt
2000 Actor
The Crypt Keeper
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★ 6.9
Rocket Power
1999 Actor
Ray Rocket
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★ 6.7
The Amanda Show
1999 Actor
Various
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★ 5.8
The Glass Jar
1999 Actor
John
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★ 6.5
CatDog
1998 Actor
Mervis
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★ 7.3
Oh Yeah! Cartoons
1998 Actor
Randy
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★ 3.0
Justice League of America
1997 Actor
The Atom
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★ 4.6
Team Knight Rider
1997 Actor
Plato
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★ 5.4
Bordello of Blood
1996 Actor
The Crypt Keeper
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★ 2.8
Encino Woman
1996 Actor
Jean Michel
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★ 7.3
Secrets of the Cryptkeeper's Haunted House
1996 Actor
The CryptKeeper
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★ 7.4
Johnnytime
1996 Actor
Johnny
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★ 6.7
Pocahontas
1995 Actor
Meeko
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★ 7.3
Earthworm Jim
1995 Actor
Snott
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★ 5.5
Dumb and Dumber
1995 Actor
Critic
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★ 7.2
Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery
1995 Actor
Buster Bunny
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★ 4.1
Monster Mash: The Movie
1995 Actor
Igor
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★ 6.1
The Tale of Tillie's Dragon
1995 Actor
Herman
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★ 5.3
Scooby-Doo in Arabian Nights
1994 Actor
Haman
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★ 7.2
Tiny Toons Spring Break
1994 Actor
Buster Bunny
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★ 7.0
Fox Halloween Bash
1994 Actor
Crypt Keeper
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★ 7.5
Tales from the Cryptkeeper
1993 Actor
The Cryptkeeper
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★ 3.8
Problem Child
1993 Actor
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★ 6.1
Spaced Out!
1993 Self
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★ 6.9
Heartstoppers: Horror at the Movies
1992 Actor
John Kassir (Announcer)
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Fox Halloween Bash
1991 Actor
The Crypt Keeper (Host)
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Vidiots
1991 Actor
Lester Plotz
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★ 7.5
Tiny Toon Adventures
1990 Actor
Buster Bunny (certain airings)
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★ 6.6
Lenny
1990 Actor
Max
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★ 8.0
Tales from the Crypt
1989 Actor
Narrator
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★ 6.7
FM
1989 Actor
Don Tupsouni
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★ 7.2
New Wave Comedy
1986 Self
Actor
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★ 6.6
1st & Ten
1984 Actor
Zagreb Shkenusky
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★ 7.5
No York City
1983 Actor
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The Barn Part III
Actor
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First Platoon
Actor
Burke
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Two Minutes to Midnight - The Film
Actor
Bob
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Hidden Dragon
Actor
The Fortune Teller